Pond Pecked

You can file this under rumour for now. The Sun has apparently heard from a “show insider” that the Eleventh Doctor’s companion, Amy Pond (Karen Gillan), will be a Kissogram.

The dubious source states, “everyone thinks she is this prim and proper policewoman, however it’s going to be revealed early on that she works as a kissogram.”

“It’s going to be a bit of a shock for the fans, but I think they’re going to enjoy it.”

He added, “[Steven] Moffat’s an edgier writer and the show is going in an exciting new direction.”

While we’d take this with a huge pinch of salt, one things for sure, her skirt certainly isn’t police regulation length.