The Husbands of River Song: Hints & Teasers (Set #2)

Clint Hassell brings you the second set of hints and teasers for this year’s festive special, The Husbands of River Song.


  • They made a movie of it? I wonder who played Amy and Rory . . .
  • Jim the Fish!
  • River understands the Doctor/River relationship better than we’ve ever suspected. And it’s heartbreaking.
  • Best line: “Hello, sweetie.”
  • Second best line: “I’m an archaeologist from the future. I — — –.”
  • In that dress, River’s cleavage is worth billions.
  • Oh, to be a fly on the wall at Stephen Fry’s house, this Christmas . . .
  • Something we’ve known about Night and the Doctor isn’t true.
  • He just “Rose-d” her!
  • Six regenerated for less.
  • How about “Voyage of the Damned” as an episode title? No? Also taken?
  • Watch closely – it’s all one continuous shot.
  • Yes, he has! And you still have it, obviously.
  • Sadly, it’s exactly what you think it is.
  • Oh, I know! How about “Last Christmas”? That would be good name for this episode! . . . Still, no?